{"product_id":"emotional-baggage-weekender-bag-lions-den-travel-department","title":"Emotional Baggage Weekender Bag | Lions Den Travel Department","description":"\u003cp\u003eHEAVY \u0026amp;sol;\u0026amp;sol; HANDLE WITH CARE.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinally, luggage that accurately describes its contents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE Weekender from the Lions Den Travel Department — designed for weekend getaways, questionable adventures, emergency escapes, and anyone who has ever said “I'm fine\u0026amp;rdquor; while aggressively overpacking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpacious enough for everything you actually need... plus the things you apparently refuse to leave at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTYPICAL CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePoor decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnresolved issues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree outfits you'll never wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne completely unnecessary pair of shoes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd whatever happened on the last trip that we're no longer discussing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDESTINATION: Anywhere But Here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBAGGAGE CLASS: Oversized.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWEIGHT LIMIT: None, apparently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrapped in vintage travel-label artwork with signature Lions Den lions, antique-gold detailing, oxblood accents and enough official-looking insignia to suggest someone approved this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody did.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePACK YOUR PROBLEMS. WE'RE LEAVING.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse it as your weekend bag, overnight bag, road-trip companion, carry-all, or the world's most unnecessarily stylish container for your bad decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBetter yet\u0026amp;quest; Gift it to the friend who came immediately to mind when you read “Emotional Baggage.\u0026amp;rdquor; You know the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're headed across the country, across town, or simply getting the hell out of Dodge for 48 hours, there's no reason your baggage can't look expensive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrab yours, pack irresponsibly, and pick a destination.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe issues are coming either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHE LIONS DEN \u0026amp;sol;\u0026amp;sol; TRAVEL DEPARTMENT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEST. 2026\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBad choices. Better stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBORN WILD. BUILT LOYAL \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100\u0026amp;percnt; Spun Polyester Exterior\u003cbr\u003e.: One size: 24\" x13\" \u0026amp;lpar;60.9 cm x 33 cm\u0026amp;rpar;\u003cbr\u003e.: Cream sheeting interior lining \u0026amp;lpar;50\u0026amp;percnt; cotton, 50\u0026amp;percnt; polyester\u0026amp;rpar;\u003cbr\u003e.: T-bottom\u003cbr\u003e.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003cbr\u003e.: Please note: Size tolerance 0.75\" \u0026amp;lpar;1.9 cm\u0026amp;rpar;\u0026amp;rpar;\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" × 13\"","offer_id":48457958523069,"sku":"23117593967951773441","price":63.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0796\/2607\/6349\/files\/15371259050727704268_2048.jpg?v=1789576253","url":"https:\/\/shop.lionsdenmovement.com\/products\/emotional-baggage-weekender-bag-lions-den-travel-department","provider":"The Lions Den Merch Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}