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HR lights one to avoid scheduling another meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing \u003cb\u003eHR\u0026amp;rsquor;S LAST NERVE — No. 026\u003c\/b\u003e, handcrafted for long days, chaotic chats, ignored messages, repeat offenders, and those special moments when “please act like adults\u0026amp;rdquor; has apparently become an unreasonable request.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of The Lions Den\u0026amp;rsquor;s more questionable collection of goods, this candle pairs premium fragrance with the unmistakable energy of someone who has already explained this once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eLIMITED SUPPLY.\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eMuch like HR\u0026amp;rsquor;s patience.\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose your preferred scent from Vanilla Bean, Honeysuckle, Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze, Unscented, Fresh Balsam, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, Pink Grapefruit, or Eucalyptus Lavender Herb.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in \u003cb\u003eClear or Amber glass\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003e4oz or 9oz\u003c\/b\u003e sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTHE DETAILS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026amp;bullet; Hand-poured with a 100\u0026amp;percnt; natural soy wax blend made from USA-farmed soybeans\u003cbr\u003e\u0026amp;bullet; 100\u0026amp;percnt; cotton eco wick\u003cbr\u003e\u0026amp;bullet; Permanent Lions Den label\u003cbr\u003e\u0026amp;bullet; Clear or amber glass vessel\u003cbr\u003e\u0026amp;bullet; 4oz candle contains 3.5oz of wax\u003cbr\u003e\u0026amp;bullet; 9oz candle contains 7.5oz of wax\u003cbr\u003e\u0026amp;bullet; Approximate burn time: 25–30 hours \u0026amp;lpar;4oz\u0026amp;rpar; or 50–60 hours \u0026amp;lpar;9oz\u0026amp;rpar;\u003cbr\u003e\u0026amp;bullet; All fragrances feature the same natural wax color\u003cbr\u003e\u0026amp;bullet; Made for stress relief, comic relief, and silently judging the group chat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA NOTE FROM HR\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep the burning candle within sight and away from children, pets, and anything flammable. 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