No Comment Lions Den Insulated Bottle, 32oz

No Comment Lions Den Insulated Bottle, 32oz

$82.99

NO COMMENT.

We have been advised not to elaborate.

Meet the Lions Den Public Relations Tumbler — the official drinkware of unanswered questions, questionable circumstances, selective memory, and situations that absolutely do not require a public statement at this time.

Featuring NO COMMENT. front and center alongside classified-document details, Lions Den insignia, and one very important reminder:

MEDIA INQUIRIES:

Please direct all questions to someone with better judgment.

Perfect for coffee, water, cocktails, or whatever you're sipping while watching a situation unfold that you have wisely decided has absolutely nothing to do with you.

OFFICIAL STATEMENT:

We have been advised not to elaborate.

CONFIDENTIAL. ALLEGEDLY.

Whether you're surviving the group chat, avoiding follow-up questions, keeping your business off the timeline, or simply exercising your right to mind your own damn business, this tumbler is prepared to accompany you without providing further comment.

FOR THE RECORD

This makes the perfect gift for:

&bullet; The friend who knows everything but says nothing

&bullet; The person whose favorite response is “I wasn't there&rdquor;

&bullet; Professional secret keepers

&bullet; Amateur crisis-management specialists

&bullet; Anyone currently operating under plausible deniability

&bullet; Yourself, because frankly nobody needs to know what you're doing either

GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT.

Actually, don't.

Choose your tumbler, add it to your cart, fill it with your beverage of choice, and respectfully decline to answer any additional questions.

Because sometimes the smartest thing you can say is absolutely nothing.