{"product_id":"no-comment-lions-den-vacuum-tumbler-40oz","title":"No Comment Lions Den Vacuum Tumbler, 40oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eNO COMMENT.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe have been advised not to elaborate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the Lions Den Public Relations Tumbler — the official drinkware of unanswered questions, questionable circumstances, selective memory, and situations that absolutely do not require a public statement at this time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing NO COMMENT. front and center alongside classified-document details, Lions Den insignia, and one very important reminder:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMEDIA INQUIRIES:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease direct all questions to someone with better judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for coffee, water, cocktails, or whatever you're sipping while watching a situation unfold that you have wisely decided has absolutely nothing to do with you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOFFICIAL STATEMENT:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe have been advised not to elaborate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCONFIDENTIAL. ALLEGEDLY.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're surviving the group chat, avoiding follow-up questions, keeping your business off the timeline, or simply exercising your right to mind your own damn business, this tumbler is prepared to accompany you without providing further comment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFOR THE RECORD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis makes the perfect gift for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026amp;bullet; The friend who knows everything but says nothing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026amp;bullet; The person whose favorite response is “I wasn't there\u0026amp;rdquor;\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026amp;bullet; Professional secret keepers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026amp;bullet; Amateur crisis-management specialists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026amp;bullet; Anyone currently operating under plausible deniability\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026amp;bullet; Yourself, because frankly nobody needs to know what you're doing either\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eActually, don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose your tumbler, add it to your cart, fill it with your beverage of choice, and respectfully decline to answer any additional questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes the smartest thing you can say is absolutely nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHE LIONS DEN\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePUBLIC RELATIONS DEPARTMENT \u0026amp;sol;\u0026amp;sol; EST. 2026\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBad Choices. Better Stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBORN WILD. BUILT LOYAL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100\u0026amp;percnt; durable stainless steel\u003cbr\u003e.: Size: 40oz \u0026amp;lpar;1.183l\u0026amp;rpar;\u003cbr\u003e.: Removable and re-sealable lid\u003cbr\u003e.: Rounded corners\u003cbr\u003e.: Convenient handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Please note: The stainless steel rim part will remain unprinted\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"40oz \/ Black","offer_id":48459453333693,"sku":"33665000593679355689","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"40oz \/ Red","offer_id":48459453366461,"sku":"88377893669578519908","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0796\/2607\/6349\/files\/16415196001787261380_2048.jpg?v=1789606919","url":"https:\/\/shop.lionsdenmovement.com\/products\/no-comment-lions-den-vacuum-tumbler-40oz","provider":"The Lions Den Merch Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}