Emotional Baggage Weekender Bag | Lions Den Travel Department

HEAVY // HANDLE WITH CARE.

Finally, luggage that accurately describes its contents.

Meet the EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE Weekender from the Lions Den Travel Department — designed for weekend getaways, questionable adventures, emergency escapes, and anyone who has ever said “I'm fine” while aggressively overpacking.

Spacious enough for everything you actually need... plus the things you apparently refuse to leave at home.

TYPICAL CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE:

Poor decisions.

Unresolved issues.

Three outfits you'll never wear.

One completely unnecessary pair of shoes.

And whatever happened on the last trip that we're no longer discussing.

DESTINATION: Anywhere But Here.

BAGGAGE CLASS: Oversized.

WEIGHT LIMIT: None, apparently.

Wrapped in vintage travel-label artwork with signature Lions Den lions, antique-gold detailing, oxblood accents and enough official-looking insignia to suggest someone approved this.

Nobody did.

PACK YOUR PROBLEMS. WE'RE LEAVING.

Use it as your weekend bag, overnight bag, road-trip companion, carry-all, or the world's most unnecessarily stylish container for your bad decisions.

Better yet? Gift it to the friend who came immediately to mind when you read “Emotional Baggage.” You know the one.

Whether you're headed across the country, across town, or simply getting the hell out of Dodge for 48 hours, there's no reason your baggage can't look expensive.

Grab yours, pack irresponsibly, and pick a destination.

The issues are coming either way.

THE LIONS DEN // TRAVEL DEPARTMENT

EST. 2026

Bad choices. Better stories.

BORN WILD. BUILT LOYAL

.: 100% Spun Polyester Exterior
.: One size: 24" x13" (60.9 cm x 33 cm)
.: Cream sheeting interior lining (50% cotton, 50% polyester)
.: T-bottom
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: Size tolerance 0.75" (1.9 cm))