HR’s Last Nerve Soy Candle

HR’s Last Nerve Soy Candle

4oz / Amber Jar + Black Lid / Vanilla Bean
$20.99
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HR’s Last Nerve Soy Candle

HR’s Last Nerve Soy Candle

$20.99

HR’S LAST NERVE

Notes of an overused mute button, unanswered Discord messages & rapidly diminishing patience.

Some people light a candle to relax. HR lights one to avoid scheduling another meeting.

Introducing HR’S LAST NERVE — No. 026, handcrafted for long days, chaotic chats, ignored messages, repeat offenders, and those special moments when “please act like adults” has apparently become an unreasonable request.

Part of The Lions Den’s more questionable collection of goods, this candle pairs premium fragrance with the unmistakable energy of someone who has already explained this once.

LIMITED SUPPLY.
Much like HR’s patience.

Choose your preferred scent from Vanilla Bean, Honeysuckle, Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze, Unscented, Fresh Balsam, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, Pink Grapefruit, or Eucalyptus Lavender Herb.

Available in Clear or Amber glass and 4oz or 9oz sizes.

THE DETAILS

• Hand-poured with a 100% natural soy wax blend made from USA-farmed soybeans
• 100% cotton eco wick
• Permanent Lions Den label
• Clear or amber glass vessel
• 4oz candle contains 3.5oz of wax
• 9oz candle contains 7.5oz of wax
• Approximate burn time: 25–30 hours (4oz) or 50–60 hours (9oz)
• All fragrances feature the same natural wax color
• Made for stress relief, comic relief, and silently judging the group chat

A NOTE FROM HR

Keep the burning candle within sight and away from children, pets, and anything flammable. For best results, burn for 3–4 hours at a time and trim the wick to 1/4" before each lighting. Discontinue use when 1/2" of wax remains.

THE LIONS DEN // EST. 2026
People. Boundaries. A slightly saner Den.

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